Senator Miriam Santiago, Pick-up Lines De La Salle, Business Law Conference jpunch lines-jokes pictures
And again, Senator Miriam Santiago for the nth time didn't fail to draw laughter from her audience. During her visit at De La Salle University, the senator highlighted several pick-up lines while she delivered her speech at the University's first business law conference.
DH.com wanted to add more colors on the senator's punch lines through photos and illustrations. Hopefully the last one would make your day. ;)
Kung mangholdap ang mga sosyal, ang sinasabi: holdap here, make bigay all your thingy. Don’t make galaw or I’ll make tusok-tusok you.
Kapag may nakita kang gwapo, maganda sa isang party, kapag nilapitan mo siya at sinabi mong mayaman ako, pakasalan mo ako, ang tawag doon ay direct marketing.
Kapag pinadala mo ang kaibigan mo para sabihin sa kanya na mayaman ka at gusto mo siyang pakasalan, ang tawag doon ay advertising.
Kapag nakuha mo ang number niya at tinawagan mo sa telepono kinabukasan para sabihing mayaman ka at gusto mo siyang pakasalan ang tawag doon ay tele-marketing.
...pag sinabi ng isang lalaki sa isang babae na mayaman ako, pakasalan mo ako at sinampal siya ng babae, ang tawag doon ay customer’s feedback.
Kapag magse-selfie, siguraduhin mong hindi maputi ang mukha tapos maitim naman ang leeg mo. Dapat din hindi sobrang puti ang katawan tapos maitim naman ang kilikili. Tandan mo tao ka, hindi ka Zebra.
Noting the pick-up lines of Senator Miriam Santiago on customer feedback and citing PDI news statement regarding La Sallites as elite and among the richest students in the country, we come up with a scenario that would surely make all La Salle students to have one common thing to say. We pretty much believe that this would be their reaction if this incident occurs to them. LOL